Horror

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In 1789, unrest grew from the French people. Dissatisfied with their current regime that gave privileges to, and treated the French ruling class and nobility as higher citizens, while simultaneously failing to meet the needs of the common people. The French people battled against this ruling class for egalitarianism, and equality of life regardless of their place within their current regime.
 

While many men were focused upon equality of life during this time, a French politician and physician, named Joseph-Ignace Guillotin was focused on equality of punishment, and death, regardless of class. He revolutionized a machine prototype previously devised by the then king's physician, and changed the outcome of the French Revolution forever.
 

Peeks guerrilla fighters and ICE insurgents present:

The Guillotine





 

I'm glad to announce that since our previous thread marking our return, things have shifted dramatically.

After releasing it we sat and watched the fireworks that resulted from forcing our competition out of the wilderness, even going as far to watch them congregate in voice chat immediately after and attempt to rationalize what had just happened to them.



Paragon discord has been VERY quiet since learning the news that they are absolutely INFESTED with spies, more and more members of theirs realizing the sinking ship they're apart of and attempting to save themselves via spying. Internally, they’ve been attempting to quell their members fear, trying to brainwash them that we would be leaving August 25th due to the re-release of Deadman Mode on 07!



We’d like to formally announce, regardless of what Lieutenant ‘gim crohn’ has attempted people into believing: We will be staying, this onslaught will NOT be stopping for the foreseeable future!
 

Paragon leadership has been HARD at work though MAC muting our members for scathing insults such as “Donkey” and “Victim”, filling up their VERY active NSFW channel, and hosting PvP events that we took EVERY prize from.



We’ve even caught them out in multi a few times, attempting to regain control over the wilderness that was once theirs. The results went as anyone would expect!





Wait… while writing this we’ve JUST now noticed something.

Look closer.

What’s that..?

Accidentally killing their OWN members! Maybe they took THIS time as an opportunity to spy hunt! Odd strategy but alright!



We’re going to do this in sections. Our kills on Paragon since our previous thread, a few cheeky kills we picked up on randoms, our exhibit on the namechanging creature known as Brad Jr/xPUNISHERx/Oregon Rs, and one of the biggest kills in recent Alora history we’ve been saving to announce for this thread.























Really not a great two weeks for them!
Let’s move onto some kills from randoms we picked up along the way!













Next, onto our exhibit of the mystical, namechanging creature known as Brad Jr! Or xPUNISHERx! or Oregon RS!





After slaying him for multiple max sets, he has decided to shed his identity using the power of a name change scroll!
We don't think he's found out about the ::profile feature yet, let's not tell him!

Now we'd like to present something VERY special: one of the biggest kills in Alora's recent history.
We found this wandering the wilderness, obtained his loot, and managed to sell the entire set for a cool 9b!
 

That’s fun, we know. But we also know what you’re really here for.

And we didn’t skimp on the fun stuff this time.
 

Let’s take a formal tour of Paragon discord.
 

Welcome to #members-lobby, once a bustling, thriving place, it’s since gone quiet or members are only spamming gifs, afraid of what eyes may be watching!

Here we can find such beauties as:




 

Lieutenant Realmungard trying to convince people that the problem ACTUALLY is that they’re giving us fights, and that simply hiding until we left would be a viable strategy!





Spy paranoia!

And much more!

Now, welcome to #pk-lewt, their dedicated PVP channel (although they complain they AREN’T a pvp clan), only accessible by members with their @Shooter rank, (fortunately, that wasn’t an issue for us!)
 

Here we can find such goodies as:



To Gain unsuccessfully attempting to mass a whole THREE members to fight us!

It seems like low morale has been a thing amongst their ranks for quite a while, look at this time they couldn't pull ANYONE for a fight with Aftermath in the past!



Absolutely brutal!

We can also find things such as killpics (however rare they may be between the barrages of unsuccessful spamming)!



Truly remarkable, astounding, phenomenal.

For our final look through Paragon discord, swiftly stepping by the VERY active NSFW channel, let’s take a look at #announcements, the center for knowledge regarding Paragon activities!



Very sweet! We hope that possibly this thread will be the subject of their next movie night together!



Very sad! Always depressing when a leader has to step down from his clan!

We don’t know what’s next in store for us regarding Paragon, but we have NO doubts that if there isn’t loot due to them hiding, atleast we will be entertained from our internal surveillance!




This post was made with thoughts and prayers for previous member ‘smackingthat’, a senseless causality due to the rampant toxicity inside Paragon. We wish him the best in whatever he chooses to pursue next. Very tragic.

Things have changed, friends.

How far has the game of Alora.io fallen since the departure of #Peeks?

How could Dan allow every staff member, minus one, to form a clan to further their own interests without checks and balances?

How could a group of unconnected, old players from 2+ years ago successfully infiltrate Paragon within 3 days of playing?

How, despite having every available tool in their belt, could they allow themselves to be humiliated like this?

Peeks Intelligence Officers in association with ICE shooters present: The downfall of Paragon
 

It's been a fun few years friends, playing other games, playing other servers, attending to real life.

It unfortunately seems our contemporaries haven't had the same luck.
Still grinding away at Alora.
Still mindlessly answering help PM's on where to kill blue dragons 16 hours a day in hopes of that BIG promotion someday.
Still allowing themselves to be outsmarted on and off the battlefield.
Still dying.
Still LOSING.

After receiving a VERY funny video three days ago of forum moderator and Paragon Lieutenant "To Gain" being speared for max by PVM clan ICE, we decided originally to come, have some fun, laugh a bit, and marvel at the current state of the game.




Since then, we've not only racked up NUMEROUS kills on them.










What the FUCK is this team doing indeed, Dreamland? 

We know you're not here for killpics though. It's unquestioned that we would smoke them if we returned.

You're here for the juicy stuff.

Using their OWN members, we've obtained inside information.

After a few kills, internally Kaamea tried to calm the situation down a bit, insisting they AREN'T a PVP clan.



We found this a bit funny as it says PVP RIGHT there..



Or maybe the fact Dreamland said the MAJORITY of pkers AND pvmers inside the wilderness were part of Paragon, leading him to temporarily leave his clan as he couldn't find ANY fights?



This guy's a VERY interesting case. After making him a victim for years when we played, his ego has swelled beyond the size of his brain.

Flaming us in public, but behind closed doors WARNING his teammates to stay safe from our wrath, even complimenting us!



Is this type of weird doublethink and fear the reason Paragon members would spy?

Or is it their odd discord culture?



Either way, for the time being, we are accepting two more Paragon spies.
We can pay HANDSOMELY for what we require.

You aren't happy.

You aren't winning.

Join the victors on the winning side.

Horror#1020 to spy.

yh support. frankly still kind of amazing dbolts are barely in the game when they've been pretty much mandatory if you're using dcb/acb on 07 for the past THREE years (over one THOUSAND days) ((very high number of days))

haha mob sux thumbs up 

ok, THIS is epic

l000000000l

on jah MORAL TRUTH is the absolute BEST alora.io server support/food connoisseur. i for one will ONLY come to him with my alora related questions/inquiries as he has the fastest response times and most accurate answers. i will also infact ONLY come to him for input and help with my plant based recipes and dishes such as these absolutely phenomenal bell pepper zucchini and squash shishkebabs i am feasting upon whilst writing this from my castle's balcony in bolivia. i for one am RIGHT NOW formally challenging any other (read: lesser) server supports to a jousting match. after it is all said and done, you might wonder "How the FUCK am I impaled on Horror's massive spear" guess what buddy? maybe if you asked MORAL for tips and tricks you wouldn't be in this predicament now would you? fucking idiot. smoked.

No support sorry bud, the fishing trawler minigame and the ability to make uganthiki kebabs ingame take much more priority over this.

Srs though ya support

great update 8-))))))))))) magic was in NO way overpowered before already in pvp 8-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

range is VERY balanced and in NO way in need of an update       

Confused as to what you're suggesting here lol. Are you suggesting that players have all of the wilderness diaries done to build the obeslisk in the POH? If so ye support, suggested adding this before myself I think.

If you're suggesting players have the diaries done to use the obelisks at all, even the ones in the wilderness; No support as it'd be awful for teams & multi clans to move around the Wilderness, + redirecting the obelisks is already locked behind being a donator. 

Had a few neat hits on Lithuanian gold farmers today! 

First took them for 10-0 in multiple way combat! (As a single team!) Some pretty neat lootations!

Hit them for another few kills in multi AGAIN afterwards!

Then baiting their leader Skill 99 out of ;;gamble and decimating him for max!

Also featuring some PRETTY impressive tanking by Fork/Socket in single, before he inevitably dies to a BARRAGE 15 seconds into being fulled! Very respectable.

Alrdy not a ton of incentive to go into wildy, this would just kill it further tbf. Resource/axe hut is one of the easiest areas in the game to tank/get a log from pkers. Just take a lockpick, some dhides, a bulwark,10 brews & 4 restores. You honestly shouldn't die unless a team hits you & decides to full you tbf. 

No support.

gosh ur soooooooooooo cute UwU;

wow i remember ragging ur scavengers when u were leeching kids @ raids bc u muted me

who wud hav thougt i wud kinda like u now u big smelly fuk OwO;;