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[Kyle Crane]

my mother, who was wearing a dress, gvave bitch to me

@ behind the southern building.

 

agains tthe wall she squatted, lifted her dress and pushed me out.

 

by this - i knew i was alive.

 

 

i was christed WITH MY NAME, "Olaf".

 

Olaf, the son of Harold the Merciless.

 

 

 

when i was a little boy, i travelled between Lumbridge -

and varrock (+west castle wall).

 

and wildy, going up from varrock.

 

 

I HAVE Hunter a wolf, with my bear hands, and then - killed it ,and make it s brother - my companion, for future huntss.

 

isent the dog - for smaller prey.

 

 

i cannot be full -blooded, until i take down a bear.

 

it is accustomary to my Tribe - that moose is = ez game.

 

you just lure it with grass, and once its close to your hand and eating from it.

 

you grab it by the wind pipe with both hands and squeeze the pipe

and start pulling it to the ground.

 

and by this choking it to death

 

this is no accomplishment.

 

 

if i really am anything = i will kill a bear, with a spear..

 

maybe an axe.

 

or i die in the battle.

 

 

 

Victory or Valhalla.

[Donkey asser]

sounds good, gl

[Kyle Crane]

it was when Gunthor the Brave - was still in his 40's, is when he looked at me and said "Eat that Horse's flesh".

that i knew that "this is it".

 

i was 8 years old, when i bit into - the still alive horse, and started devouring it.

 

 

i looked at the horse suffering, it looked me in the eyes . it looked sad.

 

then i looked at our Chieftain - Gunthor,

 

he was dancing drunk and groping the village wh*re Helga, and eating raw rat meat and drinking beer.

 

this was 4 days after i turned 8.

Helga the village Wh*re - was the mother of Thorsten the retard boy.

 

i befriended thorsten as his mother was partying and getting drunk.

 

 

we would throw rocks at/thru - the cooking guild's windows.

 

we would break many of them, and the head chef would come out and yell at us.

 

 

THorsten later died from lice & parasite of the brain - from bathing in Morytania waters.

he was 14 years old.

[Kyle Crane]

sounds good, gl

Gunthor went into the female unicorn..& knew her (intimately)

 

and she bore him a son.

 

who wil lbe the Strongest barbarian in gielenor - east of Fally