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Alora's favorite group of friendly gamers gaming together is here with our first OFFICIAL volume of Paragon Leaks!
We're an all game modes clan that prides ourselves on being a positive and supportive family for all our members.
If you're interested in joining us on our crusades feel free to apply on the link below, we can't wait to meet you!
We're going to kick things off by recognizing some of our greatest gamers and their achievements.
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Our biggest PvMers have been out here dominating their field. Lets take a look at some of their notable grinds and the spoils from them!
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In August we hosted our first ever KoTF competition (HCIM Edition)
Our best and brightest battled it out in multi-combat on HCIM accounts capped at 3 days playtime for prizes totaling over 4 BILLION GP
The winners were as follows:
LMS KoTF Winner: Real Cream (2mil 4 tb0w)
Most Unique account build: Dab (Was Red Helm)
Funniest name: Moe's Stepsis
Congratulations to all the winners, and we hope you enjoyed your prizes!
Especially whoever staked Creamy for his afterwards :kekw:
We're not just a bunch of sweats, our family has a blast together whether it be during movie night, voice chat, or in discord we're always poking fun at each other and getting some laughs in while we're grinding. Here's some of those moments with little to no context:
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Lead by our King Spoon AmrH420 our not dedicated at all team of silver spoons has been occasionally doing things and getting completely undeserved rewards all month long. All we can say is: cry is free.
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Every month we're going to be giving a huge shout out to a Paragoonian that has set themselves apart from the rest, and can never be replaced.
Haters going to say it's rigged, our Paragoonian of the Month is: A !!
Our biggest threat that the clan has EVER faced has come not from outside our walls, but from within!
Death Kid/A has been collecting DH set donations from all over Alora, and his rampage did NOT stop even with his own clan.
He has decimated DHers even within our own ranks, causing many to quit and us to notify all members of the risks associated with his greataxe.
Here's just a partial recap of his absolute sweep of the entire DH Pking scene:
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Can anyone stop this Dharok Demon?
Only himself....
For months after our glorious defeat of the PvM Clan Aftermath, we ran the wilderness from sun up to sun down. It seemed there was no possible threat that could topple our army of Crystal Shield Warriors. Paragoonians became complacent and suffered from a serious case of SfS Syndrome:
That is until #Peeks and ICE joined forces and so began the war to end all wars, Alora's wilderness will not be the same for the foreseeable future.
The insurrectionists first poked their head out in a surprise run-in at mage bank where we were able to quell the rebellion only losing two loyal soldiers to the hands of ICE while we were able to claim the heads of many raggers and smited +1s to take home to feed our wives and children:
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The war has continued on ever since, and until recently we've suffered heavy losses on many fronts. It seems PEEKS/ICE is playing dirty and has embedded spies into our discord and cc including one of our Leader Shooters in a futile attempt to sow distrust, and division amongst our ranks. An unsuccessful attempt, as we've adopted the spies as the step-children we never really wanted but nonetheless will treat with tough love and understanding that they will either repent their sins and return to Papa To Gain to beg for forgiveness, or swiftly removed once sufficient evidence has come to light. All the while our remaining Shooters wrecked havoc in 1v1 fights and the occasional run-in to ensure our foes knew that the war was not over - regardless of their attempts to spread disinformation and distrust.
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The Paragoonians don't simply lay down in defeat, we instead compiled our resources, did our research, and have begun planning for our return to our rightful spot as dominators of the Alora Wilderness. PEEKS and ICE formed a very dangerous union that left us outnumbered, outskilled, and outgunned - we had no choice but to call in reinforcements and the Moscow Wolf Bears have joined us in our fight for dominance.
Although we were vastly outnumbered, our opponents have began to get sloppy. Just last night we were able to bait them into a multi run-in. One that led to the demon "RM" bowing to Death Kid as his very respectable killstreak was put to an end with the assist of our reinvigorated Crystal Shield Warriors.
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We may have lost 7 faithful soldiers and only managed to slay 3 last night, but as PEEKS/ICE recognized as they dropped gfs and refunded rune-cbows - they were put on notice that although they may have won a few fights; the war rages on and none of them are untouchable.
The Wolf Bears have emerged, and Alora's Iron helmets of all colors have begun their skilling grinds as even they understand the wilderness is engulfed in a war to end all wars.
One day, our children's children will gather around the discord campfire and begin a Paragoonian Movie Night they will never forget.
One that shows the heroism of our greatest soldiers from Glenn & Corn to Dreamland and To Gain
The story of how a group of long time professional PKers paired with Alora's oldest and largest clan faced up against a group of Skillermanz, Staffermanz, and Pvmermanz with all odds stacked against them.
The rest, is left for the future to determine.
UPDATE:
Today on Aug. 29th our very own DEMON To gain has slayed the almighty #1 pker in Alora and #Peeks owner Ragragrag46
We would like to thank RagRag for his generous donation to the Paragon Coffers, your sacrifice will go down in the Paragoonian history books.
PARAGON ON OUR FOREHEADS
PARAGON ON OUR CHESTS
PARAGON ON OUR LEGS
BUT
BEAR WOLVES IN THEIR HEADS
Peeks/ICE on their TOES.
We would like to remind ALL gamers regardless of clan affiliation and position to respect Alora's Rules and Guidelines especially with regards to flame, flamebait, and all rules of the wilderness. As DK has shown not even our own members are safe from punishment. Friendly banter and competition is great for everyone, but when we cross that thin line - nobody wins. We're here to have fun after all, not to inflict real harm on anyone, if we believe anyone is not acting with the same intentions we will not hesitate to take necessary responses - even if you're within our walls.
PS: We would also like to take the time to recognize some of our previous members who have since stepped down from their positions within paragon and/or left the clan entirely. We wish all of you nothing but the best, and will welcome you back with open arms at any point:
HC Ashley
Moe
AmrH420
Miq
Reeke
The Entire Aftermath Clan
and many more
(If I forgot you I'm truly sorry, I've already had to re-write this post once and I'm a bit braindead)
Written by: gim crohn
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