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Posted 13 August 2021 - 04:32 PM #1

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Things have changed, friends.

How far has the game of Alora.io fallen since the departure of #Peeks?

How could Dan allow every staff member, minus one, to form a clan to further their own interests without checks and balances?

How could a group of unconnected, old players from 2+ years ago successfully infiltrate Paragon within 3 days of playing?

How, despite having every available tool in their belt, could they allow themselves to be humiliated like this?

Peeks Intelligence Officers in association with ICE shooters present: The downfall of Paragon
 



It's been a fun few years friends, playing other games, playing other servers, attending to real life.

It unfortunately seems our contemporaries haven't had the same luck.
Still grinding away at Alora.
Still mindlessly answering help PM's on where to kill blue dragons 16 hours a day in hopes of that BIG promotion someday.
Still allowing themselves to be outsmarted on and off the battlefield.
Still dying.
Still LOSING.

After receiving a VERY funny video three days ago of forum moderator and Paragon Lieutenant "To Gain" being speared for max by PVM clan ICE, we decided originally to come, have some fun, laugh a bit, and marvel at the current state of the game.

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Since then, we've not only racked up NUMEROUS kills on them.

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What the FUCK is this team doing indeed, Dreamland? 

We know you're not here for killpics though. It's unquestioned that we would smoke them if we returned.

You're here for the juicy stuff.

Using their OWN members, we've obtained inside information.

After a few kills, internally Kaamea tried to calm the situation down a bit, insisting they AREN'T a PVP clan.

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We found this a bit funny as it says PVP RIGHT there..

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Or maybe the fact Dreamland said the MAJORITY of pkers AND pvmers inside the wilderness were part of Paragon, leading him to temporarily leave his clan as he couldn't find ANY fights?

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This guy's a VERY interesting case. After making him a victim for years when we played, his ego has swelled beyond the size of his brain.

Flaming us in public, but behind closed doors WARNING his teammates to stay safe from our wrath, even complimenting us!

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Is this type of weird doublethink and fear the reason Paragon members would spy?

Or is it their odd discord culture?

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Either way, for the time being, we are accepting two more Paragon spies.
We can pay HANDSOMELY for what we require.

You aren't happy.

You aren't winning.

Join the victors on the winning side.

Horror#1020 to spy.


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Posted 13 August 2021 - 04:38 PM #2

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Posted 13 August 2021 - 04:39 PM #3

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lmao peeks back at it again. Light work some would say (: #peeks



Posted 13 August 2021 - 04:47 PM #4

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Kinda crazy how they went from owning the wilderness to not being a pvp clan in 1 day #ICEONMYFUCKING4HEAD

 

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Posted 13 August 2021 - 05:02 PM #5

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no way u just spent 1h writing this. 

 

pk clan reduced to doing cringe shit on a pvm server #peeks


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Posted 13 August 2021 - 05:04 PM #6

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l0000000000l PM Horror#1020 to confidentially discuss spying (and even the disgusting psychological urges you possess). Some of your members may already be trying to get their hands on the prize first

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Posted 13 August 2021 - 05:07 PM #7

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no way u just spent 1h writing this. 

 

pk clan reduced to doing cringe shit on a pvm server #peeks

Ain't this you?

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Posted 13 August 2021 - 05:27 PM #8

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Nice one :P


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Posted 13 August 2021 - 05:27 PM #9

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rsps btw


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Posted 13 August 2021 - 05:30 PM #10

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hahahhahah owned! #peeks


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Posted 13 August 2021 - 05:52 PM #11

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lol

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Posted 13 August 2021 - 05:55 PM #12

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This is some Church of Realism type of shit. 

 

And thats not a compliment. 

 

Good thing we can see you guys live in action starting 24 august.

 

 

 

ps. Try realism btw



Posted 13 August 2021 - 06:11 PM #13

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As the legend Ronnie Coleman would say Yeah buddy! Light Weight! Solid effort boys.
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Posted 13 August 2021 - 06:56 PM #14

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As the legend Ronnie Coleman would say Yeah buddy! Light Weight! Solid effort boys.

Aint that something bud  :Thumbsup:



Posted 13 August 2021 - 07:05 PM #15

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LOOOOOOOOOOL. Ah yes, the bad clan that “isn’t a pk clan” but will spend HOURS pking pvmers but vanishing when a pker logs in. One of the biggest meme cc’s to ever exist. #LMBONMYSHEST

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Posted 13 August 2021 - 08:10 PM #16

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My mf boys coming back for a clean sweep.



Posted 13 August 2021 - 08:35 PM #17

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LMFAO some people are down bad.
The spear vid was such a good one.

Pvp clan btw?

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Posted 13 August 2021 - 09:01 PM #18

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thanks for farming alora for 2 years so we can take it all from yalls bank in 1 week

lotta talk in this thread while i've been standing in an empty edgepvp for 3 days, wya?

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Posted 14 August 2021 - 01:25 AM #19

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Entertaining thread ngl. Good fight. :D



Posted 14 August 2021 - 02:51 AM #20

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Enjoyed the read lmao even though im not a pker it is good to see more come back lmao. Makes it less safe i guess




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