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Alora Newspaper February

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Posted 01 March 2020 - 12:45 PM #1

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Hello everyone, welcome to this month's edition of the Alora Newspaper.

 

With the departure of our beloved Sassafras  :FeelsRainMan:, Mack and A will be taking over the newspaper. Hopefully you've all had a great month and are enjoying the release of The Nightmare of Ashihama here on Alora. We wish you the best as we move into March.

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There has been only one update to the rules this month.

 

Rule 13.a: PvP-Farming

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The Official Rule thread can be found by clicking here.

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The Nightmare of Ashihama is Here! - February 28th, 2020

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Website Design - February 24th, 2020

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If you want to check out the entire update list, click here.

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There have been quite a few changes to the staff team recently, you can see them below here:

 

February 19th, 2020

Promotions:
GIM Hellish has been promoted to Administrator.
J boogs has been promoted to Global Moderator.
Dante has been promoted to Forum Moderator.
A BJ has been promoted to Server Support.

Returns:

Lowkey has returned as Community Manager.
God has returned as Global Moderator.
Kharyrll has returned as Global Moderator.
Banks has returned as Global Moderator.
Mack has returned as Global Moderator.
Paine has returned as Server Moderator.

Secondary ranks/Name changes:
sycamore has transferred their Global Moderator rank to Sassafras.
J boogs removed his secondary rank from Not boogs.
Dante removed his secondary rank from Stuck Porn.
Real Try removed his secondary rank fromIm Real Try.
Fiji Drip has transferred secondary rank from sad dad to Dead Fiji.
EIM Zarox added a secondary rank to KreamyScy73.

Resignations:
Foxit has resigned from Global Moderator.

 

For more info on the Staff updates, click here.

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This month I will be interviewing: God and MCMUFFIN177.

 

Let's start off with God...

 

A: What's a typical day in the life of a gamer?

God: I wake up precisely at WheneverIFeelLikeIt:30. I do the normal morning routine that I think everybody does: Shower, Brush teeth, Take adderall, Grab a nice breakfast, and begin to consume too much caffeine. Then I drift off into what I call "heaven" (more adderall) and suddenly 20 hours has went by then I go to sleep.

 

AWhy did all the staff leave at the same time, then rejoin at the same time?  :PepeThink:

God: We all live by this motto: B1cPhNa.png

 

A: What is your favorite vegetable and why? MT is dying to know.

GodThe only vegetable I consider to be a food is broccoli. Goes really well with a medium-rare cooked ribeye or filet.

 

A: Favorite skill to max out and why?

God: If by max you mean get 99, Slayer because on new accounts slayer is the thing that rewards you the most. If you mean 200m, Then my answer would be:

 

A: What's your most memorable moment playing Alora?

God: Sadly my most memorable would be leaking staff related stuff, but, a close runner up would be winning the first GIM tourney I guess. Or I could be cliche and say meeting all of my WONDERFUL FRIENDS!!!

 

A: If you could meet a celebrity in real life, who would it be and why?

God: I don't know if people would consider him a "Celebrity" but Gary Vee. Very smart entrepreneur and I just feel like he can sell a door to a door to door door salesman. So would love to have talks with him/Learn from him.

 

Next up, MCMUFFIN177!

 

ADo you have any nice words for Alora ping? 

MCMUFFIN177Hey guy you are doing your best and thank you for being my constant excuse when I die.



A: How many nuggets can you fit in your mouth at once? Hellish wants to know. 

MCMUFFIN177I had to delay answering this to be sure but the answer is 7 (they were not mcnuggets so the standard size may vary). 


A: What's your favorite kind of food and why?

MCMUFFIN177Lasagna, I ate it a lot growing up, it was my mums specialty and now I cook it. It's fun to make and honestly mate, cook a bit extra and tuck some away into some tupperware and slap it in the freezer, easy meals right there pal.


A: If you could change one thing about Alora what would it be and why? 

MCMUFFIN177The ability to rejoin raids after a disconnection. HELP ME. Wait no, I would make it possible to dual wield shields because I think bopping someone with dual dragon sq shield (g)s would be right up my alley.


A: If you could travel somewhere for free, where would it be and why? 

MCMUFFIN177To DB Aspects house where I would force him to make me krokets, after this I would have a nap because I am full. Why? Because I am a big boy and I love snack.


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If you'd like to see a particular member of the Alora community interviewed and/or particular question answered, make sure leave your nomination on the Newspaper Interview Nomination thread each month. 

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That's some prime RNG MVPzero

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A little something sweet for Aunt Jemimah from Zilyana

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You're a wizard Buggs

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It's no longer Valentine's Day otsutsukii, you can stop stealing hearts

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Flexing Rng making ironmeme dreams come true

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Someone check on Morgen, SimplyActive has crushed his soul

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Alexa, nerf Janefied

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Grats to iammuffin15 on their God Boss RNG

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TheKok with some jaw dropping RNG    :kek:

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Some fishy business here from goldking181 and his low XP Heron

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Lowkey shortly after getting his Admin RNG re-enabled   :khaledthink:

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OCE Vajyena coming in hot with the b2b double COX drops   :Poggers:  

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DK grind looking like fake news for Fake Swaggy  :KappaRoss:

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Twog starting the Zulrah grind on a high note

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Here we have Flexing Rng Flexing his RNG   :PepeKkay:

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Ryus HC hitting the RNG jackpot

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Icide pissing off Ironmen everywhere

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Let's pray iron pwna made it out alive after this gift from Callisto!

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Venenatis complied, and dropped it low. Congratulations dropitlow1

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Let's hope you ran fast enough Black Berry

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A few gamers cashing in on some early Nightmare RNG!

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cotroni1's Normie luck starting off strong

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Check out 11's insane solo COX rng. I can hear Vuqe's tears hitting the floor from here.  :SadBoi:

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Big grats to one of our elite pet hunters Extremedanny as he knocks two more pets off his list. PM him for cheap Dragon Axes.  :DoggoKek:

https://www.alora.io...was-a-good-day/


Welcome CronLad back the Completionist Gang as he completed his Achievement Diaries to claim the monkey cape back once more.
https://www.alora.io...my-monkey-back/

Blackpoiint throwing some shade at #MutagenlessMorgen as he completes his Achievement Diary as well.  :PeepoSmash:
https://www.alora.io...to-end-the-day/

Join Lowkey & the #SEA gang as they put their twist on an Alora Gridlocked Series.  :BaldRage:
https://www.alora.io...idlocked-alora/

Show this gamer some love as he hits 4.6 B XP on his normal account. Congrats Hard Dance!
https://www.alora.io...ruly-maxed-out/

Who needs a Twisted Bow when you're this fast. Congrats to Polarizing on this freaky fast Solo Cox time.  :Kerchoo:
https://www.alora.io...-wo-tbowscythe/

Check out the most recent progress update from Cassidy as they continue to grind away on their Realism account.
https://www.alora.io...alism-update-3/

Keep up to date with Real Try's Realism Skiller account progress.
https://www.alora.io...ealism-skiller/

 

Check out No's loot from 500 COX Solos. 

https://www.alora.io...solos/?p=339101

Disclaimer:
Want to be featured in the newest section of the Alora Newspaper?
Make a topic in our Goals and Achievements section or PM me on the forums / Discord with your accomplishment!
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The winner of February MOTM is...

Lowkey

Congratulations! You have stood out in the eyes of the Alora community. Thank you for being a great member here on Alora and enjoy your rewards. :)

The link to the Member of the Month thread can be found here.
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The February Community Awards are out now!

The link to the results thread can be found here.

The February Community Award voting can be found here.


Also please make sure to check out our streamers and content creators! They would love to have you keep them company during their streams and check out the content they create for Alora.
 

Lowkeyhttps://www.youtube....BisNfzQ5aNw7efg


Walkchaoshttps://www.youtube....h?v=M_Q2Or5e-sg

Nesterd: https://www.youtube....?v=ZvPIKsckQu4

elite yinhttps://www.youtube....Mp5gVFic&t=145s

Reloadhttps://www.youtube....usX7iTN61ULdBmg

NOT TROTZhttps://www.youtube....h?v=6IZSsQm9LVY

MThttps://www.youtube....h?v=eLY0yRFhmLY

Morgenhttps://www.youtube....h?v=z5nWy20TarQ

 

UIM Agility: https://www.youtube....rdQYV0dwtKT6_KA

 

Roofyhttps://www.youtube....ser/AcidForDays

 

If you enjoy Alora content, make sure to hit the Subscribe button on their channels to show them your support!
 

If I've missed anyone I do apologize, just message me on the forums or on Discord with a link to your channel and I will add you in.



That concludes this month’s edition of the Alora Newspaper!

You can read the previous edition by clicking the link below.
https://www.alora.io...spaper-2142020/

 
 


Posted 01 March 2020 - 01:22 PM #2

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Great newspaper but... still confused as to why @Lowkey is member of the month. I like the interviews though!

Posted 01 March 2020 - 01:31 PM #3

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Thanks for the newspaper dads, Alora can look back on a great month!

 

MCMUFFIN177 if you think you want a kroket, wait till you try a frikandel speciaal!


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Posted 01 March 2020 - 01:53 PM #4

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Nice to see that @God loves broccoli, great interview!


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Posted 01 March 2020 - 02:05 PM #5

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Great newspaper but... still confused as to why @Lowkey is member of the month. I like the interviews though!

We need to know that for sure @Mack


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Wow stuff, just wow.


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Posted 01 March 2020 - 02:26 PM #6

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Great job Mack and A!!

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Posted 01 March 2020 - 05:52 PM #7

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Good work gentleman this looks fantastic!

Posted 01 March 2020 - 08:11 PM #8

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Awesome job that was a nice read... Some of those lucky drops are ridiculous to say the least.



Posted 02 March 2020 - 04:17 AM #9

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Why wasn't the Riot covered in this?


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Posted 03 March 2020 - 05:37 AM #10

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Why wasn't the Riot covered in this?

 

Chuckoramma1, we covered it in the previous Newspaper

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Posted 04 March 2020 - 05:52 AM #11

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Cotroni1 regretting de-ironing real quick. Loved the intervieuws  :D


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Posted 04 March 2020 - 06:12 AM #12

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Love the interviews! And I regret de-ironing as well :(


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Posted 10 March 2020 - 05:34 PM #13

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goodluck to the both of them!



Posted 14 March 2020 - 08:46 PM #14

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Thanks for the newspaper, Alora can look back on a very great month! :D




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