I am here before you because I have been feeling very sad recently. My good friend
Now, Justin. We shall work together to bring down whoever it was sending me these letters and let them know we are not to be trifled with.
And now, a verse from our favorite song;
"It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture"
- Allstar - Smash Mouth. 1999.
I know it doesn't really have anything to do with the topic, but it's beautifully put.