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Greetings there player of
Before you scroll down
Take a moment to mentally prepare yourself
Pre-grind prep
You can't stay on Your grind if You don't put You first
Eat healthy
A healthy diet requires a variety of food.
In a shocking survey, the majority of Alora players admitted to eating nothing but fish!
Stop eating this
Start eating this
No more supplements
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And for the love of god
No more doping
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Exercise
With the diet down, you're ready to take on the world with new-found energy
The Alora staff team has recommended at least 10 minutes of Puro~Puro or 10 laps of Agility per day.
Long term bank standing is one of the most common causes of back pain and sore feet in Alora
If you recognize these symptoms, it's about time you changed your lifestyle!
Here's something that will really whip you into shape
An exclusive sneak peek on the upcoming update of the "Daily Task" system
Warning: the Saitama daily tasks may cause baldness (doesn't apply to
Sleep
Even though the grind is the goal, you will lose efficiency if you're too tired
Ignore the people saying "REEEE, Sleep is XP-waste" and grab your sleeping cap!
The quality of your sleep can tell if you've been grinding too hard
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if you find yourself shifting in and out of slumber
suddenly waking up, bathed in sweat
as you fall to your final doom
you may be experiencing
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GRINDMARES
Take a break from your grind bro
Mind and soul
With your body in peak condition we move on to the inside
Mental health
In a busy world where everyone is constantly grinding, it's imperative to take breaks!
The world of Alora has plenty of awe inspiring places to visit
Falador park
Priffdinas
Enchanted valley
Entertainment
Repeating the same thing over and over can be frustrating and boring!
Distract yourself with some entertainment
Some players use Netflix, YouTube, Facebook etc.
None of these compares to the in-game provided entertainment!
Simply strike up conversation with other players!
there's a 50% chance you're talking to a window licker, otherwise it's probably you
You can ask which clan is #1 for some free drama
or tune in to the daily PvP raging in ;;yell
Here's a few examples of what to expect from player interactions
Love
In order to have a healthy mentality, love is a must
If you don't feel loved, you might lose your will to live, or even worse - your will to grind
The easiest way of feeling loved, is buying a gf.
The most common offer lies around 10gp, but some filthy gold-diggers demand more
If you can't find a gf, feel free to use these images to let off some steam.
I wont judge you
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I lied, you're disgusting
Stay safe
Now that you're taking on the Alora hoes, remember to stay safe.
Wrap it up kings! 
In recent times, you can't feel safe anywhere!
The world has turned into the wilderness and you're playing as a 
Hardcore Ironman
@ @ @ @ @ BREAKING NEWS @ @ @ @ @
Omicron &
As the feared COVID-19 wreaks havoc upon Alora, players are encouraged to stay in their homes
Event managers cancels events and Edgeville bank is emptier than the wilderness
Some visionary merchants took advantage of the panic
Their hoarding of face masks and prayer scrolls aka. toilet paper has secured them great profit
Steer clear of contaminated areas, keep your face mask 
on, and stick to your grind!
Starting the grind
We've figured out how to maintain our physical and mental well-being.
Now we move on to the grind itself
Setting a goal
The first thing you need is an objective
This goal will become your beacon, lighting up the path towards success
As for what goal to set, follow your heart 
In a situation where you've set your goal, but the gods of RNG plot against you
You may end up having the entirety of Alora treat your grind like a meme.
This is the greatest honour achievable.
So don't be humble when you set your goal
What do YOU want?
Stay on track
With an objective set, you're ready to embark on your grind!
Gear up, turn up for your favourite music, and have your mom on bathroom QRF
In order to separate the wheat from the chaff, staff has laid out vicious traps
They will constantly try to bait you off track!
Keep your eyes on the prize!
Some grinds may take a very long time
Dedication is Major Key 
Alert
The tougher the grind - The more accomplishment you feel
Share your grind
Sometimes your mind will drift.
Why am I here?
What am I doing with my life?
These are but meaningless pixels
This is waste of time and money!
There's a way to add meaning to your existence and value to your time
Share your experiences with your friends
This may be the greatest source of motivation
You could join one of the major clans such as ICE, Dynasty or Phereus.
These clans often has chats where you can share your grind, or just make friends in general
People may encourage you and/or share their own experiences
If you followed my awful advice earlier in this post about striking up conversation with random people
you may end up meeting like-minded people
These can very well become the reason you continue playing
Huge shout-out to my boys Fe hash | Hassia | GIMP Jesus | TheTempzz
Yeah that's the entirety of my friends list
Please be my friend 
Disclaimer: This may not be my actual friend list
If you have friends in real life (this is very unlikely) I encourage you to invite them to play Alora
They will undoubtedly respect you for your very impressive in-game play time
Flex your achievements
One of the reasons sharing your progress is motivating, is because it yields recognition
Apart from the encouragement from friends, there are also permanent distinctions
One such distinction is the Forum Award.
Here's an example of an achieved player's (
You should definitely check the awards out!
They also make great goals to grind for such as
Maxing out every account type
get a life dude
There are also less time consuming ones:
Donator ranks also counts as a goal which requires grinding
Amass money and acquire bonds that will fund your next rank
Your improved rank will then yield greater benefits which makes the future grinds easier
The most lucrative donator ranks 
may require months of grinding or easy access to moms credit card
Read more about donator perks and support the server here
You've made it all the way to
THE END
I hope you enjoyed it
Please hit 
if you did
Good luck on your grind
&
Thanks for reading
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